Newcity Blog
 CONCERT TICKETS
- 2010-06-05

THE BUSINESS – Tuesday, August 24.  Tickets, click here.

FRONTLINE ASSEMBLY – Friday, September 10.  Tickets, click here.

D.O.A. – Friday, Sept 17.  Tickets, click here.

APOPTYGMA BERZERK – Saturday, Sept 18.  Tickets, click here.

PULLEY – November 13.  Tickets, click here.

NOTE:  When you purchase New City Event tickets on-line you do not receive an actual physical ticket via snail mail.  You will be asked to enter a name for each ticket purchased, then you just need to come to the club on the night of the show with your government issued ID.  You are also able to edit/change the name(s) you entered per ticket up til the night of the show!! J

BUZZCOCKS FOOTAGE!
- 2010-06-04
Check out our MEDIA page for LIVE HD concert footage of BUZZCOCKS playing New City May 28/2010.  This was one of the best shows I have EVER seen/heard!!  What a legendary night!!  :)


 "PUNK ROCK WEDNESDAYS"
- 2010-03-02
 PUNK ROCK PUB WEDNESDAYS kicks off on May 12 w/ special guests SNFU, Savannah & Geister (only $5)!!  Everybody in attendance this night will receive a "Punk Rock Pub" VIP card !!  $3 Pints / $2.75 Jagers / $2.75 Tequila / $3 Za Slices / Cheap Nachos & Wings / plus so much more!!  EVERY WEDNESDAY!!.  Occassional live bands and weekly-rotating DJs.  Hey we might even play some Punk Rock Bingo from time to time!!  Oi.


 SPIDERS ON DRUGS
- 2009-12-16
 This is hilarious, check this vid out!!  Click here.


SCREECHING WEASEL VIDS
- 2009-12-15
 The whole Screeching Weasel concert is on YouTube but you can check it out on our MEDIA page!!  Thanks to the 700 people who came out and made this the best show of the year!!


WONDER SHOWZEN JOKE
- 2009-12-14
It seems there was this elephant who decided to get a part time job at a bakery* to save up to buy a toilet. When he showed up to the interview the manager asked the elephant what qualifications he had to work a part time job. As the elephant passionately laid out his extensive retail and patisserie experience, the manager interrupted him curtly exclaiming, "Wait., if you buy a toilet, and flush your business-- what will the poor dung beetles eat?"
Just then the elephant straightened his tie and tossed this beauty of a zinger orally into the ether: "They shall eat your finest croissants," the elephant intoned, "And doubtless that they shan't taste the diff."

*you should know that this particular bakery is known for the unusual poor quality of its croissants


 FOLLOW US ON TWITTER
- 2009-10-15
 You can follow us twits on TWITTER at twitter.com/newcitycompound.


 MORE VIDEOS NOW ON SITE!!
- 2009-08-24
 We've added more vids, so go to MEDIA PAGE and check em out!!  If you have photos/vids you'd like to see on site please email them to us at dingdong73@live.ca.


WONDER SHOWZEN JOKE 2
- 2009-08-22
The Pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican, and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simultaneously, and without missing a beat, an answer broke like a desperate yowl from the throats of the orgiers: "Who's there?"
Like a shot from the butt gun of a pre-radicalized 1920's anarchist, came a response from beyond the door: "Banana."
Faster than a duck could rape a lizard in the mouth, our motley crew of freakazoids, safely ensconced in the luxury of their designer seatlery, shook their heads and bleated as a unit, "Orange you glad we've already heard this joke and so shan't be participating (unless of course you are offering substantial financial renumeration)" There was no reply from the other side of the door, save this: One absolute rascal of a fart!

ANOTHER JOKE
- 2009-08-18
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”